21 QuesTioNS for P & P
1. so pAcO & PiXel, where you from ? PIX: " we were born in L.A. the eastside " pAcO: "wHat, westcostin . . CaLi stYLe, WooF !"
2. So your twin brothers then, that's really interesting, PIX: wait hold up, we have another brother, Otis, who stayed behind with his momma - pAcO: "yeah, we left the nest right quick"
3. Would you say your nomads then ? pAcO: most definitely.
4. Where's your favorite place ? PIX: An enchanted forest in Den Haag, with draw bridges and pAcO: arf !bridges are nice.
5. What are somethings people may not know about you ? PIX: we have criminal records for our involvement on an attack of a government official. . . pAcO: tHaT's GaNGsTA
6. WhaT ?! ? DeTaiLs . . PLEASE !!! pAcO: First off, we're totally innocent PIX:for sheeze pAco you see, we were chillin' in the crib minding our own businessPIX: watching some HGTV, I love house hunters pAco: right, and some ugly fool wearing a hat, sunglasses and an iPod walked up our stoop to our door PIX: we didn't hesitate, we busted out of the screen door and ripped the socks off the postman pAcO: - tHaT's GaNGsTA
7. Wait, why would you attack a postman ? he brings important information to your door. PIX: That's one of looking at it, another way might be to say, all the important information comes through e-mail, on-line bills, web-site catalogs, RSS feeds of important news, lessons, tips, recipes, blogs, tips, tricks. . . the mailman is an agent of death who should cease to exist.
8. An agent of death ? PIX: yes, an agent of death.
9. example. PIX: well, it seems to me that the mail man only delivers ink on paper, which another way of saying, environmental waste, which is made with trees and paid for by greedy corporations pushing advertisements on us peaceful folks just trying to watch house hunters on HGTV.
10. So, you attacked the postal officer as a political stunt ? PIX: More of a manifesto against the lunacy of the cycle.
11. Please explain. PIX: my tax dollars are spent subsidizing U.S. postal who brings me an endless supply of garbage filling junk mail advertisements using a countless quantity of resources thus putting stress on our planet as a result killing off polar bears, rainforest condors, and other fury friends around the world. All of this brought to my door by the agent of death. pACo: yeah, the postal agent needed a beat down, a beat down he got.
12. I would say it's a far stretch to say that a little junk mail is destroying the rain forest, and melting the polar ice caps. Postal vehicles and printing presses don't put add that much more carbon to the problem. "junk mail let's us know when dog food is on sale at the grocery store PIX: okay, okay, then it's annoying when your chilling in your living room and a scary man walks up your stoop practically in the living room, doesn't even say hi, and makes loud noises when dropping, what I perceive to be, useless environmental waste in my mailbox, plus his punk ass socks were ugly and he really looked liked he needed a beatdown pAcO: yeah, a beatdown, next time he sees me, he'll know I'm the bad guy. . . . next, topic
13. So you moved here from Vegas, how are you taking to living by the beach ? pACo: it's nice every time were at the beach, there's a lot of hot dogs on the boardwalk. I enjoy riding around the bay or eating burritos at surf taco. Much love to Vegas as we do miss the night life, eating pizza joe's at 2 am after discoing at studio 54 or getting a happy endings at Tao' WooF !
14. Favorite treats . . PIX: peanut butter cookies pAcO: soy chicken drum sticks from whole foods.
15. Favorite music. .PIX: I'm a nervous type, I can only listen to Big Sonic Chill, i love Midori' s calming voice pAcO: yeah, anything chill . . my favorite song is Blood Hound by 50 cent WooF !
16. Guilty pleasures ? PIX: besides giving the beat down to skeezy ass postal workers ? pAcO: damn, bro you gotta get that temper under control WooF !
17. Favorite place to poo ? PIX: Fancy establishments, or churches, don't know what it is about churches but i just have to drop a stinky load everytime I feel the power of JeeZuz ! pAcO: haha, I'll poop where ever, bro, where ever the feeling strikes is my favorite place to drop a stinky load, one time I took a poo in front of a customs agent in Amsterdam, that's how i roll, ya feel me ? "
18. Jeez, that is gangsta. You guys are straight up G's PIX: Yeah, we come correct.
19. pAcO, What's PiXel's best attribute ? pAcO: his butt always smells nice WooF !
20. PiXel, what's pAcO's best memory ? PIX: ha ! ha ! this one time we were enjoying our park in Amsterdam, and some little punk ass beagle came around the corner so we RUSHED him, that dog turned around quick and ran as fast as he could, when we cornered him, locked eye balls, he turned and jumped off the bridge into the water below A HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA. pAcO: - oh ish, now, tHaT's GaNGsTA
21. Last Question . . pAcO & PiXel - NO MORE QUESTIONS ! WoOF !
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P.S Porter may seem chill in his pcs but trust me, he is a fun, nutty little pup! But i love him!